{"id":10489,"date":"2025-09-10T19:56:36","date_gmt":"2025-09-10T19:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/?post_type=product&#038;p=10489"},"modified":"2025-10-08T01:03:27","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T01:03:27","slug":"subscribe-for-me-a-pill","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/product\/subscribe-for-me-a-pill\/","title":{"rendered":"Subscribe For Me a Pill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Without my pills to help me wake<br \/>\nI&#8217;d be a zombie most the day<br \/>\nWithout my pills I can&#8217;t relax<br \/>\nTo aid me in my mid-day nap<br \/>\nWhile popping pills it\u2019s shear delight<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what I tell myself alright<br \/>\nAnother one before I sleep<br \/>\nTo end my day of misery<\/p>\n<p>For every little problem subscribe for me a pill<br \/>\nAnd every little nuance I&#8217;m back for my refill<\/p>\n<p>Say hi-de-ho my bottled friend (Hi-de-ho hi-de-ho)<br \/>\nWho will not leave me till the end (Hi-de-ho hi-de-ho)<br \/>\nSay hi-de-ho my closest friend (Hi-de-ho hi-de-ho)<br \/>\nA funeral I\u2019ll soon attend (Oh-de-oh oh-de-oh)<\/p>\n<p>I can not face reality<br \/>\nSo I escape medically<br \/>\nInside a bottle they prescribe<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll find me there where I can hide<br \/>\nCause popping pills makes all things bright<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what I tell myself alright<br \/>\nAnother one before I sleep<br \/>\nTo end my day of misery<\/p>\n<p>For every little problem subscribe for me a pill<br \/>\nAnd every little nuance I&#8217;m back for my refill<\/p>\n<p>Say hi-de-ho my bottled friend (Hi-de-ho hi-de-ho)<br \/>\nWho will not leave me till the end (Hi-de-ho hi-de-ho)<br \/>\nSay hi-de-ho my closest friend (Hi-de-ho hi-de-ho)<br \/>\nA funeral I\u2019ll soon attend (Oh-de-oh oh-de-oh)<\/p>\n<p>For every little problem subscribe for me a pill<br \/>\nAnd every little nuance I&#8217;m back for my refill<br \/>\nI\u2019m back for my refill<\/p>\n<p>Say hi-de-ho my closest friend (Hi-de-ho hi-de-ho)<br \/>\nA funeral I\u2019ll soon attend (Oh-de-oh oh-de-oh)<br \/>\nA funeral I\u2019ll soon attend (Oh-de-oh oh-de-oh)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>PLAY PROMO<\/strong><br \/>\n<audio id=\"myAudio\" controls controlsList=\"nodownload\" preload=\"auto\" oncontextmenu=\"return false;\"><source src=\"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Subscribe-For-Me-a-Pill-SNIP.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\" \/>Your browser does not support the audio element.<\/audio><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":10490,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"product_cat":[78,79,80],"product_tag":[90,88,85,87],"class_list":["post-10489","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-drugs","product_cat-relationships","product_cat-sex-related","product_tag-alternative","product_tag-country","product_tag-indie","product_tag-rock","first","instock","downloadable","virtual","sold-individually","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/10489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10489"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/10489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10864,"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/10489\/revisions\/10864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=10489"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testv81.demowebsitelinks.com\/ACLAIM\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=10489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}